Speaking of Tarted Up Midsize Cars

it's the best LTD II/Thunderbird ever.
1978 Lincoln Continental Mark V
These cars were so stupid expensive and overwrought and cramped and dynamically regoddamdiculous. And yet, I just adore the Marks.

This one is cherry, and may be a Diamond Jubilee version.

Wallow on good sir. I shall genuflect as you pass.