Dear Steve

the independent insurance agent. Thanks for not canceling the ride when you saw it was a FIAT. Thanks for the opportunity make a couple of $ driving you from BFE to the airport.

Thanks too for giving me your business card. I especially liked the part where you reached into your wallet very demonstratively to grab something, after I has schlepped all your luggage. Good fakeout buddy!

I think I am going to pass on the opportunity to do business with you, since my disposable income stayed in your wallet. Thanks for asking for my card in return at least. Except you didn't. Happy f***ing Las Vegas birthday. Spend your tip savings wisely.