Beware of the Leopard

PRO TIP:  Leopards are not cougars. This is a cougar:

Leopards can be mistaken for cougars, but not for long. Here's how to tell the difference

  • Leopards bitch about surge pricing.
  • Leopards bitch about the number and locations of available drivers, as if it's our fault.
  • Leopards make veiled threats about your driver rating, as in "I will wait 10 minutes to rate you as a driver, depending on if there is an Uber available when I am done at WalMart."