Rolls-Royce Corniche: There Are Worse Handicaps

than driving a Rolls. We like that it is not black, silver or white. Brown though? Tasteful and inoffensive* is one description. It's certainly not garish, but neither is oatmeal.
Rolls-Royce Corniche
But a hardtop coupe?  Those are for commoners and their mere Lincolns and Benzes. Spend the extra 10% and let the rarified air in. Come on, old man! Are you a CEO, or a mere CFO? Live a little with those stock options! Save all this being thrifty in your extravagance for when you're spending the proceeds from your golden parachute!
Rolls-Royce Corniche

* at least as inoffensive as driving a house-priced car past the poors could ever be